Monday, August 29, 2005

I May Have Neglected To Mention That the Pirate Is Nekkid

Probably because it was so disturbing.





















It's disturbing, makes me feel dirty, and yet...yet it is also COMPELLING.

After taking a shower in an attempt to wash off the grime, I sat down and interviewed the scurvvy man, in order to get to the bottom of his lack of clothing.



I can't even tell you what he told me. IT'S TOO SHOCKING.

SHOCKING, I TELL YOU.

2 comments:

joolz said...

Does the scurvy cause the black belly button?

And you, lady, are adorable.

Melissa said...

It's an unfortunate side effect, isn't it? The black belly button, not the adorableness.