Wednesday, October 05, 2005

TOO MUCH GOSSIP. IT HAS PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE WITH EXCITEMENT

As evidenced by the all caps used in the title of this post.

This morning: Lyndsey Lohan totals her car
Mid-morning: Us Weekly publishes that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey break up
Early afternoon: ETOnline reports that Paris Hilton has taken to wearing crazy costumes, replete with prothestics, to go to churches and her brother's soccer games
Right NOW: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announce they're having a baby

I think I might faint. This is the BEST GOSSIP DAY EVER.

6 comments:

joolz said...

I'm pretty much hyperventilating and refreshing eonline and defamer every 2.5 seconds. I love my life.

Melissa said...

Holy fuck, ME TOO.

I am also ashamed that in all of the excitement, I forgot about the Britney / Federline Sex Tape!

I love today, today.

my name is kate said...

Oh. My. God. When my kids ask me "Where were you when you found out about Katie and Tom's impending baby" I can say It's A Monkey!!

Melissa said...

The kid could very well BE A MONKEY.

I am currently working on a theory on how impotent, homosexual Cruise impregnated beard-Holmes. It involves a low-level male scientologist and the promise of a fast-track to Thetan status.

my name is kate said...

Oooo .. I love a conspiracy theory. Especially involving monkeys and scientologists. I wonder if the Freemasons are involved. I watched National Treasure last night (speaking of unfortunate babies .. oh Nicholas, *what* did you name your baby??)

Oh, a Holmes/Cruise baby name pool!!

Melissa said...

L. Ron Jerry McGuire Holmes-Cruise.