The wee plot of flowerbed land outside my front door has been annexed by my downstairs neighbours.
Background - I'm in a stacked condo. It's a three story building, and mine are the upper two. I have a private entrance on the ground level that opens to a stairway that brings you up to my unit. The end.
Anyway, before I moved in, the previous owners dug up a mess of wee trees and flowers, leaving behind only three or four green bushes. And, having a black thumb, I can only identify one as a hosta - the others? Not a clue. But really, I liked it that way. I'm not at all a flower person, as the scent tends to cause small imaginary hammers to pound on my brain. As well, flowers bring flying bugs, and around an entryway, I wish for bugs to be scarce.
This spring, I had planned on purchasing a couple more hostas to fill in some of the blank spaces in the bed. Until I came home a week and a half ago and found that my downstairs neighbours had planted single pansies not only in the bed in front of their bay window, but in the bed alongside my door.
On one hand, I thought, "Cheeky bastards! And also, gah, flowers!", and on the other, "Oh, look what I don't have to deal with anymore!"
My ass? It is lazy. Lazy, indeed.
So far, I am leaning towards not being irritated - the bug situation is not too bad, as of today, and as long as they continue to garden that space, hey, more power to them.
Also, it lets me think the thought "Pansy ass!" whenever I leave and come back home.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
I Claim this Land in the Name of Spain!
Posted by Melissa at 5:43 p.m.
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2 comments:
Hmm.... heres a solution to unwanted flowers at your front door. Toss them in your salad.
Pansies have a slightly sweet green or grassy flavor. LOL
Ah, yes, I can see me sitting on my stoop, reaching out, grabbing a blossom, and stuffing it into my mouth.
Seriously, I can.
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