Monday, January 14, 2008

Cutest. Phone. Ever. Also, Reality TV Freakout

I finally got a mobile phone. Take a look at the Sidekick Slide and coo with me.



I DVRd some truly horrific reality TV overnight.

  • Rock of Love II, I love your for your drunken whorishness. Don't you ever go changing.
  • I also got to indulge my fascination with competitive eating with 2002's Glutton Bowl. I'm watching the hard boiled egg competition RIGHT NOW. I am about to puke, and also delighted. I am complex that way.
  • American Gladiators: The Next Generation? The only way you could be better is if Wesley Crusher was one of your competitors. I wonder whatever happened to the original gladiators. I am envisioning a beer paunch on Nitro, and it isn't pretty.
  • Don't even get me started on my love for Celebrity Rehab and Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant. Just don't.
Shame? I have none. But you knew that already.

1 comment:

collin said...

wait til Big Brother v. Non-Summer starts..strike on writers..don't let the studio make you their bitch!