I've been hosting some family here in England for the last little while so am just seeing this post now. Where do I begin? We don't differ on the coveting, you just covet the wrong things. Tuxedo dress? Soy milk maker? Where are the Boss suits and homebrew kits? You can't have a gay wedding cabaret without them.
I think those tuxedo dresses would look mighty fine at a gay wedding cabaret, missy.
ReplyDeleteBest reason to buy anything, EVER.
ReplyDeleteI've been hosting some family here in England for the last little while so am just seeing this post now. Where do I begin? We don't differ on the coveting, you just covet the wrong things. Tuxedo dress? Soy milk maker? Where are the Boss suits and homebrew kits? You can't have a gay wedding cabaret without them.
ReplyDeleteWhat, a tuxedo dress isn't manly enough for you? It's a TUXEDO dress, dammit.
ReplyDeleteYou are hard to satisfy.