Wednesday, October 05, 2005

TOO MUCH GOSSIP. IT HAS PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE WITH EXCITEMENT

As evidenced by the all caps used in the title of this post.

This morning: Lyndsey Lohan totals her car
Mid-morning: Us Weekly publishes that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey break up
Early afternoon: ETOnline reports that Paris Hilton has taken to wearing crazy costumes, replete with prothestics, to go to churches and her brother's soccer games
Right NOW: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announce they're having a baby

I think I might faint. This is the BEST GOSSIP DAY EVER.
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4 comments:

  1. joolzOctober 05, 2005 5:10 p.m.

    I'm pretty much hyperventilating and refreshing eonline and defamer every 2.5 seconds. I love my life.

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  2. MelissaOctober 05, 2005 5:29 p.m.

    Holy fuck, ME TOO.

    I am also ashamed that in all of the excitement, I forgot about the Britney / Federline Sex Tape!

    I love today, today.

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  3. MelissaOctober 05, 2005 6:56 p.m.

    The kid could very well BE A MONKEY.

    I am currently working on a theory on how impotent, homosexual Cruise impregnated beard-Holmes. It involves a low-level male scientologist and the promise of a fast-track to Thetan status.

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  4. MelissaOctober 06, 2005 4:49 p.m.

    L. Ron Jerry McGuire Holmes-Cruise.

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