Yes, Monkeys Live in My Computer

And they are wildly playful. Unfortunately, my home-bound monkeys don't seem to play well with my work-y, laptop monkeys, and even an hour and a half spent, on the phone, with a friend who may be part robot, cannot seem to get them to remember how to play nice together over a wireless network.

It stinks. I hate seeing my lovely little friends at odds with each other.