Monday, August 29, 2005

I May Have Neglected To Mention That the Pirate Is Nekkid

Probably because it was so disturbing.





















It's disturbing, makes me feel dirty, and yet...yet it is also COMPELLING.

After taking a shower in an attempt to wash off the grime, I sat down and interviewed the scurvvy man, in order to get to the bottom of his lack of clothing.



I can't even tell you what he told me. IT'S TOO SHOCKING.

SHOCKING, I TELL YOU.
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2 comments:

  1. joolzAugust 29, 2005 10:14 p.m.

    Does the scurvy cause the black belly button?

    And you, lady, are adorable.

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  2. MelissaAugust 30, 2005 7:35 a.m.

    It's an unfortunate side effect, isn't it? The black belly button, not the adorableness.

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